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Post by silverback on Sept 28, 2012 11:57:51 GMT 1
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Post by Steve on Sept 28, 2012 18:03:55 GMT 1
And I will give the winner a thank you soldier wristband
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Post by Josh Benson on Sept 28, 2012 18:12:52 GMT 1
And I will give the winner a thank you soldier wristband How do you kill a PTI ? Put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool Military jokes |
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Post by welshie1982 on Sept 28, 2012 18:14:27 GMT 1
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The
marine finishes first and
washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit. So the marine
says to him: hey, in the
marines they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss. The
sailor says: yeah well, in
the navy they teach us to not piss on our hands.
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Post by Steve on Sept 28, 2012 23:59:32 GMT 1
Will have to run this again, not enough jokes posted
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Post by solitaire65 on Sept 29, 2012 0:09:25 GMT 1
The soldiers were on the mend in the Military Hospital. In comes the WAC with the ½ thick glasses into the tent. All 3 in the tent were gigging until one said to her, Mam, mam, why do you have a thermometer on your ear? She in turn replied, ah crap, one of the A-Holes in the other tent has my pencil!
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Post by canadiangirl on Sept 29, 2012 20:21:49 GMT 1
A Royal Marine lies in the mud, 40 kg pack on his back,
weapon in hand, after swimming 10 km to shore, crawling through a swamp and
marching 40 km at night past the enemy positions,
says with a grin, while biting the head off a snake "This really sucks, I wish it could suck more....."
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Post by canadiangirl on Sept 29, 2012 20:28:32 GMT 1
6 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns to Women:
1. You can trade an old 45 for a 22.
2. You can admire a friends gun, and he will let you try it
3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo
4. Guns function normally every day
5. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it
and the best one ...
6. You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!!!
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Post by roymuir on Nov 19, 2012 20:16:29 GMT 1
three soldiers are in hospital and a admin inspection is due the C IN C is visiting the wards he goes to the first bed and asks the soldier what is wrong with him the soldier replies I've got the pox sir , the C IN C asks how they are treating him the soldier replies well Sir the nurse comes in twice a day with a little jar of cream and a small brush and rubs it on me . he then says to the soldier what is your ambition the soldier replies to get back to my unit A S A P and serve my country . The C IN C goes to the second soldier and asks him the same Question the soldier reply's I have piles Sir then he asks how they are treating him , he replies the same as the first soldier , he then asks what his ambition is the soldier replies the same as the first . the C in C then goes to the third bed and asks what is wrong with him the soldier replies tonsillitis Sir the C in C then asks him what his ambition is he replies TO GET THAT BLOODY TREATMENT BEFORE THOSE TWO SIR .
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Post by roymuir on Nov 19, 2012 20:20:01 GMT 1
THE HOSPITAL IS FROM ROY MUIR
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Post by roymuir on Jan 23, 2013 15:35:47 GMT 1
this staff officer has to go into the hospital for a operation and he is a bit rough with the hospital staff as he is always shouting and giving them orders and only the staff nurse can handle him but one day she had just had enough so she went into his room and said now Sir it's time to take your temperature but because your sore mouth it will have to be taken from up your anus so he was turned round and the staff nurse put the thermometer up his anus then left the room but she forgot to shut the door to his private room and all the other nurses passed and were laughing and giggling then the Doctor entered the room and said what's this the officer shouted have you never seen anyone have their temperature taken this way before the doctor said no not with a daffodil . by Roy Muir .
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